After decades of either giving or receiving gifts that were quickly tossed aside, and realizing just giving cash is boring, I found that by giving a completely unexpected, random gift resulted in laughter (or confusion in some cases). 

Realizing there is a market for the random, for the absurd, the thoughtless thoughtfulness, we decided to bring Shitty Gifts to everyone!

Deliver laughter. Deliver an experience. Deliver shitty gifts!