Deliver anonymous, random shitty gifts.
Because why not.
For one low price, we'll send a nicely packaged, completely random shitty gift to the person you love (or hate). You won't know what it is until they get it. Neither will they. Random phallic-shaped pen? Maybe. Rubber chicken? Good chance. Inflatable beard? Likely. Send it anonymously or send a note with pride.
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